Why did the buffalo not answer his cell phone?

Because he was roaming!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field!

Where do fish go to get a drink?

The sandbar!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

Where do fish get their money?

The riverbank!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved!