What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaaaaaa

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What's big, gray and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant!

Why did the Native Americans get seated first at the restaurant?

Because they had reservations!

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep!

Why did the buffalo not answer his cell phone?

Because he was roaming!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field!

Where do fish go to get a drink?

The sandbar!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn't peeling well!

Where do fish get their money?

The riverbank!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved!